Horray For Cities
	Apparently around 50% of the World's population currently live in cities.  That's over 3 billion people who's lives are dominated by the great urban centres of the World.  And I think this number should be higher. I mean, the benefits of cities are plain to see.  There's more things to do, more things to see, more places to go.  There's always so much more in cities, and always closer together.  The countryside just can't compete with the sheer level of "stuff" in a city. Those countryside apologists will prattle on at you about "clean air" or "healthy living".  Well if the countryside is so clean, why does it always smell so bad?  If it's true that the countryside is friendlier, why do people wander about with guns?  And why do you all vote Conservative?  No, the countryside is rubbish compared to a city.  We've got fascinating things like coffee shops and bars.  Whilst they have a crappy newsagent, and one pub, which is where ever one goes because there's nothing else. Case in point, I live near a Halal butchers.  Is there one of those in your tiny little village?  Probably not, unless you live in a mostly Muslim village.  I've also got a coffee shop round the corner, whilst you probably have to drive for miles to go the supermarket to buy crap instant coffee.  I win. And it's always going to be this way.  The most brilliant things in the World come from cities.  Like Democracy and sugar products.  Whilst in the countryside, all they can really do is test weapons, or grow cows.  So I implore everyone living outwith a city, come to us.  See the brilliance of our fast paced metropolitan lifestyle.  We will win you over. Back